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Someone who's extremely offensive to every living being. He loves squaring up to people, is obsessed over pregnant woman and loves cosplaying as Abraham Lincoln!
Shane: I like men
Justin: THAT'S SO GAY
Shane: No shit Abraham!
Justin: oh she's fit.
Shane: Fucking furry
Justin Baker is proven offensive
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a blended drink.
1/4 Everclear
ice
frozen fruit (strawberries or raspberries, or w.e)
frozen juice cylinder (o.j. or lemonade, or w.e)
1/2 can of energy (preferably Monster, or w.e)
blend that mofo.
delicious.
... now do it.
not to long ago, a lumberjack named Justin created a drink that will go down in history.
it'll sneak up on ya, and it's awesome. just do it.
don't change the name either, Derek Juice or Amber Juice, for example, just sounds dumb compared to Justin Juice.
Tell your friends!
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Someone who gives guys with high pitched voices hope that they are okay to be late bloomers. There are many boys who voice break at the age of 12-14 or even earlier than that but the exception of 15 and above is being made fun of. Therefore, I would say he is an inspiration to me as my voice is like a kid when I shout and I’m definitely considered quite late for my voice to break.
Me: Man why my voice is still like a kid? Everyone makes fun of me and I feel less manly.
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
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"Justin Bieber," a term used to describe a rare bread between a dying cat, and a 11 year old girl. It should be noted that being a "Justin Bieber," or listening to one, should be fraud upon in many society's.
Girl: OMG, Justin Bieber is on MTV.
Father: HOLY SHIT, GET THAT JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF MY FACE! DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
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See Cockwomble
An embarrassment to Canada
Justin Trudeau is a cockwomble
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A 16 year old who still sounds like he's 6. All in all, he's not a bad person, but every man alive seems to hate him.
Girl: "Ooh, Justin Bieber song! It's not too bad."
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.
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the gayest fifteen year old homo ive ever seen. he sounds like a seven year old girl. the only reason girls like him is because he sings about things that girls want from a guy, most of which wont happen. these girls are crazy for liking him or even thinking they could ever be with him. hes gay first of all so it wont happen any girl in her right mind would not have sex with him. hes the poster child for bad singing. oh yeah, and just beiber, stop saying shorty, your five three and nearly sixteen years old. the only thing shorter than you is your one inch penis.
you look like justin bieber
noooo!
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