Random
Source Code
Random
John Roy "Johnny" Van Zant. A musician who started performing in the 70's with The Austin Nickels Band before changing the name to The Johnny Van Zant Band. Most well known for his song Brickyard Road about his older brother Ronnie who died tragically in the plane crash that killed four members of the band Lynyrd Skynyrd along with their pilot and co-pilot. Coming from rock-n-roll royalty as it were, he is also the younger brother of Donnie Van Zant of .38 Special fame it was only natural when he stepped in as lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd in the 80's. His deep southern voice has become the sound of Southern Rock for the last two decades.
Johnny Van Zant is the epitome of southern rock n roll.
7👍 2👎
The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"
35👍 21👎
See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.
10👍 4👎
an extremely underrated comic by our lord and savior Jhonen Vasquez
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) is good . please read it
This man is named Brandon an has the largest cock in the world and will kill you in one pump/thrust
hey your johnny sins son right?
shut up before I kill you with my cock
A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it
That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers
Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.
"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
147👍 129👎