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A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.
Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...
White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
To palm someone’s head like a basketball
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
A very cool, snazzy girl who everyone loves. She is hilarious and she's probably the prettiest girl you'll ever meet.
Wow she's such a Jordan grace I love her so much.
Jordan Odom is a young pretty nigga who listen playboi carti and will take yo bitch🧛🏼 .
Jordan odom is also known as Karti .