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A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 14, 2019


Jordan Duffy

A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.

Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...

by SaltyAdolf February 16, 2016


vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017


Timothy-Jordan

Timothy-Jordan is an double name. He is made up of Timothy and Jordan, both of which mean that he could play a very important person in your life. Above all, loyalty and love are in the foreground. He would die for his closest friends. He also has a pretty good sense of humor. The person named Timothy-Jordan is very rare and therefore above all a specimen that should be treated well because if you have treated him badly once he will remember it and he will never be good to you again.

Marc: "Damn where is Timothy-Jordan??"
Selina: "He's actual behind you.."

by scotttyler97 November 23, 2021


jordan rodgers

A thot. Someone who is the most basic

Jordan Rodgers is a thot

by I Love Jesus Mucho November 17, 2017


jordan elbridge

small area in ny mostly farming quite yet can cause trouble. elementary school is good middle school is a mess and high school is ok. but for the most part its small and somewhat ordered

jordan elbridge is a small area

by reeeeeebeeeee July 13, 2019


Jordan Gibb

stop searching me up

me : stop searching jordan gibb

by 3.141590 November 17, 2022