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A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.
"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."
Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.
Kellie is a beautiful girl but very energetic and she loses feelings fast and she gets over boys faster she's a nice lightskinned girl and she's sometimes is called annoying
Bruh Kellie is so pretty
Kellie losses feelings fast
Kellie is annoying man
Kellie lightskinned
Kellie is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet, all you secrets are safe with her. She beautiful beyond compare and for some unknown reason, has a thing for short guys. She can serious or fun, she can be wierd or normal, but most of all, she can be anybody's best friend. She is totally ablivious when a guy is flirting with her and will deny it if you point it out. She will never want to hurt anyone and if you mess with her will just walk away, but her best friend won't and will probably kick your ass.
Dan, Kellie is so hot
Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy
Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)