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A cheap Wal-mart keyboard equipped with an automatic repeating beat that also includes a microphone. Used to put someone on blast.
What, bitch. Are you trying to start mess? Oh naw, I'm have ta get out the Blast Machine.
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A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.
Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.
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A bodypainting machine that turns people into loud, sparkly, colorful hedonists.
When the girls stepped out of the Glitter Machine everyone's head turned.
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An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B
Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.
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Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???
Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!
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Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.
"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."
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