matt damon

a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this

say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.

“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz

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Matt

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.

Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.

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Matt

Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.

"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"

"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.

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matt grant

A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.

Eww look at that Matt grant

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Matt P

Matt P WILL steal your girl be careful

Chad: BRUh matt p fucking stole my girl

Brad: no waaay dude

Chad: dude like dead ass

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Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

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