yo-yo ma

Famous Cellist who left his multi-million dollar cello in a taxi.

Yo-Yo Ma is such a horse's arse whose Asian penis is inferior to my American one.
(If South Park proclaims it to be true, who am I to argue?)

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What's Maing

Phrase used to ask someone, What's up man? but only if your mexican and retarded

My friend who isn't very good with grammar text me what's maing and I had no idea what the hell he was saying...little did I know he was asking me what was going on.

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playd ya ma

To tell someone to mess with their mother instead of you.

Bey playd ya ma bey.

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Comme ma Bite

French literally "like my dick"

Used in lieu of that's what she said

Billy: Yesterday felt so long
Me: Comme ma Bite

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''Tis ma lady

Basically means "this is my lady". It's commonly used in old movies.

''Tis ma lady Katherine

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Ziga ma zoo

A sexual term used to tell someone to do something to your penis.

Hey girl, wanna ziga ma zoo?

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Och ma heed

A Scottish mantra. Most associated with imbibing to excess in the recent past.

Englishman no. 1See that guy over there? The redhead collapsed in the street, conveniently over a drain, wearing a kilt with a sporran, whilst spastically hugging a Whiskey vomit soaked set of Bagpipes?

Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?

Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.

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