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Group in Mexico or southern california. Made up of chicanos or people from prison. A gang that is bigger then the KKK or any amount of bloods and crips. You can tell who a member of the mexican mafia is if they have a tattoo that says 100% Chicano.
Juan: que onda guay, whacha claiming
Angel: Mexican Mafia puto, whats the problem
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First the man gets a hard on and stand on top of a counter.
Second he wraps his weiner in a tortilla shell.
The woman then spreads her legs and lays on the floor
The man then jumps down and tries to get his totilla covered weiner to land in the vagina.
Mitch gave sam a mexican piledriver last night.
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The phrase "Thats Mexican" means: To ruin a perfectly good thing. Whether it is a vehicle that runs,looks,and appears to be in good working condition, and the person strips the car of everything and replaces it with an overwhelming amount of chrome, velvet,tassels, tawdry mudflaps ,or any other shiny gaudy part that they can find at the local PepBoys while changing their oil in the parking lot. In their eyes they see a vehicle that demands respect, so much so that they never roll up their windows but lower the driver seat and cruise. To the rest of the world we see a tastelessly showy vehicle that is owned by a sexual predator. At that very moment the value of the car has sunk to $0. "Thats Mexican" is not only used to describe vehicles but also Houses that are in a safe, descent community and once the ownership of the home is in the hands of the new owners they use mediocer materials such as masonry bricks, block, stone, and all forms of architectural products and they install the material wherever,as long as it will stick to the house. The finishing touch is a "Mother Mary" shrine such as a ceremonial candle display or water feature.
Wife: "Honey, I realy love this area im glad we found this quiet, clean, safe neighborhood."
Husband: "Lets just drive down this last street then we will call the realtor."
Both Wife & Husband: "Look at that House, holy shit what did they do to it? That house is retarded, they ruined it, "Thats Mexican".
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After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.
"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"
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The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.
Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.
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When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.
After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.
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when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.
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