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To go double digit negative in a Halo 3 match in multiple games in a row.
Shit, he just pulled a Big Mike in those last few sniper games.
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adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.
"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."
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Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.
Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.
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A rapper obessed with saying his name.
Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*
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The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.
Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".
Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?
Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.
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Cool, Sexi, Funny as shit, Best in the world, Loveable, Big HUGE penis, Great guy, usually works at gas stations, has great taste
Some say Nigga Mike is the best. Some say Nigga Mike is better than the rest. They even say he likes big breasts.
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A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.
I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.
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