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1. A fiscal conservative in terms of taxation who accepts others for who they are regardless of similarities in belief systems or social lifestyle choices.
2. A person who prefers a less intrusive or controlling government whenever possible.
As a straight, conservative, Christian woman, I identify myself as an independent-minded Republican. I understand we are all God's children and it is not my place to judge. Jesus was an independent-minded Republican (see the Bible: his actions at the temple (throwing over the table), his interaction with the tax collector and his forgiveness/acceptance/friendship with regard to Mary Magdalene).
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Your girlfriends pissed
Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends
You: okay Thankyou
Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
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Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?
Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?
Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}
Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
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When the girl behind the counter at cvs tells you that you have change when you really dont. The only reason she says this is to get you in bed.
That crazy slut tried thoes cvs mind games again.
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He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.
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An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
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Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.
Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.
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