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Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"
*turns into Lil Jim*
The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(
Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories
Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
person.1 do you wanna play fortnite
person.2 are you challenging my diamond sword?
person.1 then i guess it will be time for minecraft
A fun game which you mine blocks and craft stuff and build things
Updates include: 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 .
1.17 1.18 1.19
Hey bro have you play MINECRAFT
Yeah bro I have played MINECRAFT it’s really fun
Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.
I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.
A great game that can be surpassed by no other.
Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better
A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals
"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"