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The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.
A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.
B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.
A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
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Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.
It is usually used in a negative context.
The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.
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To do this, you must throw yourself down at the ground as hard as you can, and somehow not hit the ground by flinging yourself out of the Earth's orbit and fucking dying.
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
The tendency of the news media to focus strongly on kidnap, rape or murder victims that are young, attractive, female and white while ignoring any similar victim that does not meet all four criteria. A notable example is the media focus on Jessica Lynch when her black squadmate Shoshana Johnson received no attention whatsoever. Nancy Grace is a prime perpetrator of the bias.
"Diagnosing 'Missing white woman syndrome'": Blog entry by CNN Correspondent Tom Forman on March 14, 2006.
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The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.
Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
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When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)
"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."
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A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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