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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!
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One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
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A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.
Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.
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Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.
Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.
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To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.
He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.
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An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
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