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When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!
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A man who cums using a monster voice
Dylan was a real cum monster last night
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The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.
Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster
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a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)
Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
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a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
I went downstairs and saw the penis monster
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Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard
"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
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