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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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A man who cums using a monster voice
Dylan was a real cum monster last night
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The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.
Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster
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a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
I went downstairs and saw the penis monster
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Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard
"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
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A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.
Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.
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