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elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

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Rap Music

Retards Attempting Poetry. A heavy holder of this horrible genre include rich white kids trying to act gangster and like they grew up in Harlem.

Rap music isn't a true form of expression. If I was a psycho, I could ramble about people getting rape, having sex, or about "Smacking mah bitch up" for cheating on me.

by Boon McBoon climbs a shroom April 25, 2006

232๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rape Music

Music people listen to whilst raping people.

Lamar: Yo Tyrone, I heard you went out with Stephanie last night! How was it?

Tyrone: It was great, man! She was annoying though, so I raped her! I listened to Tyler the Creator during the act! He makes great rape music!

by OG Zus April 8, 2022

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jigaboo music

Booty shaking rap music. Usually created or written by a person of color.

"Listen to them blairing that Jigaboo Music

by whosonfirst August 24, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


the music freaks

Luke: W-what!? No-

Zander: You should go back to her. Don't let me get in your way.

Zander's POV: Why isn't he leaving!? I can't stand this. It's too painful.

Zander: JUST LEAVE ALREADY!

Luke: I don't like that girl Zander, I LIKE YOU!

Zander: what?

Luke: Z-Zander... I'm in love with you! I have been... for a really long time. That song Hailey sang for me, I wrote that about you!

Zander: I-I thought you only saw me as a childhood friend!

Luke: You've always been more than that! I wanted to tell you for so long. But recently, it seems like all I do is make you uncomfortable! I could never seem to find the right time, or the right way to tell you. And, I'm probably making you uncomfortable now-

Zander: You're wrong! You've never made me feel uncomfortable! When you would get close, I was scared because I didn't want you to notice how I really felt about you! So I.. pushed you away.. I just wanted to protect our friendship. I. didn't want to lose you...

Luke: Zander. You'll never lose me.

Zander: I-I'm not like Stacy, y'know. I-I'm uptight, and I'd probably call you names a lot.

Luke: I know.

Zander: I'm stubborn, a little selfish at times, and I get jealous easily-

(Lander kiss scene)

Luke: You're also charming, witty, and extremely handsome. On top of that, you have a beautiful smile.

Zander: Luke! don't say such embarrassing things!

Luke: I love you, Zander.

Zander: I love you too!

Someone who is Sammi: I like henry from the music freaks <33
Me: yeah ik drew is mine though timmy tummy wummy <33

by raine.loll?? March 16, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rock music

Rock music is all played with real instruments. The musicians play from their hearts wildly. Rap music is only good if you like mediocrity and banality as a basis for music. It has the same message all the time: Hate, violence, drug crime, failed relationships. Its depressing and tedious. Drum & Bass is incoherent and completely free of appealing qualities.
A lot of rap and hip-hop is also computer-generated and uses a lot of synthesizers. the only band that used synthesizers and made it sound really good were The Who. Rock musicians really put the effort in and play with commitment.

to the user that said N'Sync was rock music, that is ridiculous to the point of beig offensive. N'Sync are an awful pop-poser group, and you let hip-hop and rap go to your head. Rock is about standing up to the establishment, so don't think you won't get comebacks to your stupid comments when you spread your fascist opinions like poison.

by BadLieutenant August 19, 2004

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