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A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.
I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.
1. when someone leaves the toilet seat up,
then the next person carelessly sits down, causing their ass to slip n' dip into the water
2. when the anus has direct contact with toilet water when the toilet seat is left up and one sits down
john experienced a slip n' dip at the office, he now has a mullet.
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A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.
Oh, well, another city on the campaign trail, another grip-n-grin.
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The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.
Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.
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The act of pooping from a very high place and hitting a young girl in the face.
Hello Officer? Yes my daughter just got projectile Bloop n' Dooped by the mall.
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When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.
"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."
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when a girl is sucking your dick and you blow the load into her hand. Then she rubs it all over your balls and you t-bag her righteously
Rick: Yo dude i heard Kruz gave Caroline some beef n cheese last night!
DJ: Yea man she had slimy balls all up in her mouth! I'ma get that shit from Alicia tonight! Holla at meh
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