Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

slip n' dip

1. when someone leaves the toilet seat up,
then the next person carelessly sits down, causing their ass to slip n' dip into the water

2. when the anus has direct contact with toilet water when the toilet seat is left up and one sits down

john experienced a slip n' dip at the office, he now has a mullet.

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grip-n-grin

A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.

Oh, well, another city on the campaign trail, another grip-n-grin.

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pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

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beef n cheese

when a girl is sucking your dick and you blow the load into her hand. Then she rubs it all over your balls and you t-bag her righteously

Rick: Yo dude i heard Kruz gave Caroline some beef n cheese last night!

DJ: Yea man she had slimy balls all up in her mouth! I'ma get that shit from Alicia tonight! Holla at meh

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Bloop n' Doop

The act of pooping from a very high place and hitting a young girl in the face.

Hello Officer? Yes my daughter just got projectile Bloop n' Dooped by the mall.

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fluff n' nutter

When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.

"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."

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