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Said during sex or masturbation to make it clear that you are going to orgasm.
"Oh god babe, I'm going to cum again. Harder, harder! Don't hold back, pound into my tight pussy hard and fast!" She demand while rubbing her clit faster.
A unique Google search option which automatically takes you to the first (or most relevant) page of your search results. In layman's terms, a fast and lazy way to search.
I was too tired that night for heavy searching on Google so I simply used the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button without hesitation.
A warm greeting used upon being introduced someone. It is most often used in the context of a highly formal situation.
Madame: Miss Davis, Miss Miller.
Miss Davis: How delightful to meet you, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.
anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?
Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when he freaks out and realizes that he is in fact covered in bees. Great line to quote at random times when surrounded by a lot of people.
Guy: "I'm covered in bees!"
Everyone Else: "What the hell is he talking about?"
A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.
Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.
One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.
-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.
-I know, why would someone lie about that?