that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

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i'm just sayin'

Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.

a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"

b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"

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i'm going to cum

Said during sex or masturbation to make it clear that you are going to orgasm.

"Oh god babe, I'm going to cum again. Harder, harder! Don't hold back, pound into my tight pussy hard and fast!" She demand while rubbing her clit faster.

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I'm Feeling Lucky

A unique Google search option which automatically takes you to the first (or most relevant) page of your search results. In layman's terms, a fast and lazy way to search.

I was too tired that night for heavy searching on Google so I simply used the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button without hesitation.

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Charmed, I'm sure

A warm greeting used upon being introduced someone. It is most often used in the context of a highly formal situation.

Madame: Miss Davis, Miss Miller.

Miss Davis: How delightful to meet you, Miss Miller.

Miss Miller: Charmed, I'm sure.

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I'm 12 and what is this?

Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.

anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?

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i'm covered in bees

Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when he freaks out and realizes that he is in fact covered in bees. Great line to quote at random times when surrounded by a lot of people.

Guy: "I'm covered in bees!"
Everyone Else: "What the hell is he talking about?"

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