Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

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nice fuck boy

He acts like a good guy, and perhaps deep down he is. He believes he is upfront and to the point, while also simultaneously playing games with sex being his primary motivation. He’s all about his friends and the girl he is talking to or hooking up with comes last.

When he’s with you, he acts like a genuinely nice guy and wants your company. But when you part ways, that’s it for him.

Mark is such a nice fuck boy. Run now!

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nice big cup

1)Referring to an image, or variants of it, in which a soldier is holding a canteen and a caption which reads 'how about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up'. may have other phrases present, such as 'now here's to sugars now piss off', 'think before you say something stupid', or may be as is.

2)A somewhat cynical and safe-for-public way of telling somebody to shut it right away without the appearnace of being too offensive to others.

ex1) -Omfgdoodz!!111i r teh supah!11~oneon3
-hey buddy, have a nice big cup will ya?

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Nice Fresh Kicks

outstanding sneakers

Wow you are sporting some nice fresh kicks yo .

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nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

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nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

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nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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