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To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.
"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
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When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
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Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.
using VB code;
url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url
the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.
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A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.
ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
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-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.
-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.
-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.
-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
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The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.
Three guys arguing about who is more badass.
Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.
Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.
Guy 1: Bullshit!
Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.
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Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.
It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.
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