neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

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neck cat

A Cat whom likes to mount an owner or trusted friends shoulder and drape him (or herself) over their shoulders.

That's a lovely scarf.. holy shit it's alive!" "Calm yourself, it's just my neck cat."

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Dirt neck

Dirt neck is someone who is dirty , doesn’t wash , and has a purple or black neck

Your mad dirt neck

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neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.

Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."

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neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person

Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!

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neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

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Roxbury Neck

A neck injury caused by doing the Roxbury Dance. Usually turns up five days after public performance. You know you have a Roxbury Neck when you can't turn your head to the right and if you try, it will hurt as hell.

Apply Tiger balm on spot in order to deliver bad ass moves next time you're out dancing.

My Roxbury Neck keeps me from working out. CHEERS

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