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When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.
She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears
: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”
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A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
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1. a fat, crying kid.
2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.
1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops
last night gary gave me white tears
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