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when a man masterbates in a car
"There was no privacy inside so he went to pull the steering wheel."
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A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
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combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter
Most ricers have up-sized wheels.
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The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.
Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race
Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
1. 4-wheel drive is the solution to every problem. Your truck is stuck? Throw it in 4-wheel drive. Bad grade on a test? Throw it in 4-wheel drive. Parents getting a divorce? Throw it in 4-wheel drive.
2. Go all in and get it done.
Bruh stop complainin’ and throw it in 4-wheel drive.
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This tactic is now defunct (like most of the bitches in the gay.com Houston Citywide 1 Chat Room), so it doesn't work anymore.
Chazz is defunct, after he got with nwbttm4u. Johnboistudboi is defunct after he got with half the room. Oh, and iEetGlu is defunct...his mom felt sorry for him so she gave him a quick lick of her dense jungle of a vagina.
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