beaver dammed

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"

last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

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beaver bag

slang term for a Femidom.

Has anyone ever seen one?

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ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it

fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!

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Beaver Dog

1- Half-Beaver, Half-Dog
2 - A Hot Dog (better if made out of Beaver) sold at Beaver Stadium, See Dodger Dog
3 - A Project Management Team
4 - To dirty to write, but just think "Imagine"

1 - Do to climate change dogs have evolved into beavers to keep cool

2 - Hey get your Beaver Dogs -- HERE!!!
3 - Beaver Dog team is on it -- Boss!!!
4 - Suns out, Guns out, Buns out!!!

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Diustine Beaver

That guy on the radio that sings like a 10-year-old.

1: OMG I HEAR JUSTIN BIEBER ON THE RADIO!!!
2: I think you mean Diustine Beaver.

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Musky Beavers

Another term for calling people a bastage or dingle berry.

you guys are big soggy musky beavers!

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Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

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