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That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.
Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'
When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.
I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.
Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.
Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.
Wanking more then then 20 times within a week.
"I pulled a Dutch Meinema last week, Now penis feels like it is going to fall off."
mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again
"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."
After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall
Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.
To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy