Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.

Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

chief academic officer

The Chief Academic Officer (CAO) is responsible for both sustaining and improving the culture of high academic excellence in all District schools. The CAO has primary authority and accountability to implement a vertically aligned curriculum and assessment system, instruction, research and supporting services.

Our aim is to address the needs of low-performing students that are struggling," said Rhonda Hawksford the chief academic officer for the Lee County schools.

Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.

Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

Scott’s Office

A more profane description of a public bathroom, toilet, or port o potty. Synonymous to “shitter”

“Be right back, I’m going to Scott’s Office.”, “I’m going to take care of some business in Scott’s Office”, “Can’t find Alex? Did you check Scott’s Office?”

office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office

1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.