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Jake: when the 25th island of Greece is sus!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!
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The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.
The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time
Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.
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Battle for Dream Island, abbreviated to BFDI, is the first season of the Battle for Dream Island series, first premiering on January 1, 2010.
The first object show, Battle for Dream Island.
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n. The location immediately east of continental New York. It is a fish-tail shaped island 118 miles long that nestles the eastern shore of Manhattan. Composed of 4 major counties: Nassau (Western LI) and Suffolk (Eastern LI) as well as Kings and Queens Counties which are also geographically located on the Republic of Long Island. More commonly known as simply Brooklyn and Queens (respectively), they they are often referenced as part of "The City" (as they are 2 of the 5 NY boroughs). "The Republic" terminology comes from the fact that many Long Islanders believe they are separate from the United States, and independent country, if you will, and it is a humorous spin on the idea that Long Island is so vastly different that it makes up its own country. Citizens of The Republic of Long Island are often obsessed with their upbringing, sometimes trying to act as though they are "gangsta" when they are really not, and often reference their proximity to New York City ("The City").
"I'm from The Republic of Long Island, formerly known as Long Island, about 55 miles east of New York City."
Midwesteners:
If you ever meet someone from "long island" or "the island", do NOT let them lead you to believe that they are from "the city". Long Island is an outlying suburban area of NY, dont be fooled into believing they live in a cool, hip, "gangsta" high-crime urban area. LI is rural and in the middle of nowhere, it's like this rich little pussy town with lots of dirtyass beaches. THe people are snobs and think they are from the city just because they lived in Floral Park queens until they were 2.
Long Island is a sterile land. It's a joke i laugh when i have to go out there from the city, all the stupid japs and wannabe tough guys from gay upstate places like huntington (that's like 3 hrs from the city)
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The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.
Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.