snap ya

To use vilonce to force a customer to purchase you merchandise

austnet.org <ii> WELCOME MATE, TO ADRIANS SHOE SHOP
<ii> GRAB A SHOE MATE OR FUCK OFF
<ii> WHATS YA MSB ADDY
<ii> FUCK YOU MATE ILL SNAP YA AN DoS YA MATE
<ii> I GOT A MACHETTE MATE, FUCK OFF

the shoe customer says "please dont snap me o DoS me adrian :(" cries an runs away

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brandy snap

When your spit roasting a brown girl and both blow your load at the same time, pull out and let the baby cream flow out both ends, resembling the popular snack brandy snaps.

Oh bro do you remember that time we brandy snapped that how?

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Snap My Coker

1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck

2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.

1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.

2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!

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Snap chatty Kathy

One wo uses the application snap chat in excess and to the point of annoyance.

Oh great, another snap chat of the bar. Thanks again Brittney for being a snap chatty Kathy.

snap a hot batch

a sexual act of ejaculating with great vigor, typically onto a partner's body.

"I love it when my boyfriend snaps a hot batch on me!"

"I'm so excited I'm snapping hot batches all over the place!"

"You called at a bad time, I'm about to snap a hot batch"

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Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

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