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zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 29, 2014

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beer flower

A beer bottle planted by one person in the home of another person during a party in hopes of getting the host in trouble. The bottle is a surprise that signifies drinking has occurred and is hidden in a less obvious place. Usually pertains to underage drinking.

Trevor: "Hey bro, did you go to Brad's party?"

Brandon: "Yea man, I left a beer flower in the spice cabinet."

Trevor: "No way, his parents are going to flip when they find it!"

by jtschwags May 27, 2014

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penalty beer

the extra beer you get whenever the wife/girlfriend calls and asks "where are you", "what time are you coming home", etc. when you are out with the boys.

Mark scored another penalty beer when Julie called fo the fourth time.

by white.hand August 31, 2006

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Beer Yay

The group feeling and/or vocal response to individuals who save a party with a massive beer run.

The keg was done but Dylan and Amy came back with three cases of Yuengling Porter. After the news spread to the uninvited people in the backyard, it resulted in a huge Beer Yay.

by SmokeFilledRoommate October 11, 2009

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beer me

a cry for help. when you need a beer but cant get it yourself.

dude, beer me since your up. i got my girl riding me and i cant get it myself

by cythebeerguy March 6, 2016

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Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.

You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?

by Gary Hogman January 16, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Thong

When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.

"Dude last night I did a beer thong off Jordan last night and it tasted tainted as hell!"

by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011

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