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When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"
New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
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(1) Buy some garlic dill pickles. (2) Eat the pickles. (3) Save the jar & juice. (4) Hard boil some eggs. (5) Put them in the jar of pickle juice (in the refrigerator!) (6) Let sit at least 24 hours. (7) Enjoy.
My step-dad makes his own dude eggs.
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1. The female genitalia.
"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
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A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!
You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!
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the ingrown hair follicles on the back of someone's neck that become a puss filled field of skin moguls. This is a direct result of poor hygeine with barbers and beauticians.
Yo, that basement barber aint clean his clippers last time he split my wig. Das why I got these roach eggs in the back of my head now
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The things that come out ur ass. Jobie, shit, crap. whatever
Man I was on the bog for hours layin a huge Butt-egg
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A female who leaves her egg shells in the kitchen sink without running the garbage disposal.
Who left egg shells all over the dishes in the sink? It smells! I will find you egg girl!!
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