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when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out
anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
the unofficial motto of the UK Furs Discord. Also used as a summoning word for a good friend.
John: wink WANK
Dan: yes, John? you summoned me?
When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty
i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.