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turn it off then
person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
The quote given before ascending valhalla
Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red
When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
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If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
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crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
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Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
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a saying for almost any occasion: silly response
-when you see a tweaker
-when you see 12 (fuck 12)
example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"
example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"