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When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
When a boy jerks it in the shower.
Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.
when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
i just paint splattered amy last night
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When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.
Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.
When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.
Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.