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When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
Jamal: hey Tyrone
Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
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Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.
Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute
Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.
“Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”
Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis
I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee
When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.
Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.