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To travel to a local park to smoke marijuana. This is often used in secrecy when parents or people who do not approve of smoking are in earshot.
Charles "What do u want to do?"
Kirk "Lets go to the park. I have a J you can bun."
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Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.
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another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'
Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!
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A band that started off with my love and respect, but then lost it when i realised that they were just releasing re-done after re-done single and even re-done albums just to make cash! Honestly, how many times can you listen to one song be re-made? I was a huge fan of Linkin Park - i loved their lyrics - Chesters way of interpretating is amazing, and he is extremly talented - but enough of the re-releasing already - give us something fresh! And also - collaborating with Jay-Z, what were they thinking? The collaborationg with Marilyn Manson and such artists as him were the gold tracks - but Jay-Z - thats disappointing - another money maker!
Linkin Park - OK, now we have done the hard work of establishing this HUGE fan base - lets re-make all of our songs again and again to make some cash and that way we dont have to come up with anything original for a while!
Jay-z - Yo! I'll be in that. What a combination - people will buy this record - H-to-the-Izzo! money, money, money (he says rubbing his hands together)
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A poor man's Laguna Beach. It's a pretty nice place to live; a nice family town on a really nice river. It's an all-white, preppy, conservative haven. Michael Jordan almost moved there. Pat Sajak does. The Bawltimer Ravens owner lives here and graduated from SPHS. That brings up the worst thing about SP - It's a suburb of Bawltimer.
So, unfortunately for the kids that grow up there, even though they think it's the hottest place ever, it's far, far from being the ultimate rich white la-la-land that they would have you believe. To say that it pales in comparison to Beverly Hills, Laguna Beach, Highland Park (Dallas), Greenwich, Westchester, etc. is a gross understatement.
But, hey, if you've been sentenced to life in Bawltimer, then Severna Park is the best place to be. Sorry, but Bawltimer County is WAY too Jewish. ;)
Hott pretty blonde girl from SP - "Like, I totally live in the kitschyest place in the world"
Me - "No way, I'm from Beverly Hills too"
Hott preppy blonde girl from SP - "Umm, no sorry, but I was like talking about Severna Park?"
Me - "Has anyone ever told you that you'd look absolutely amazing on camera?"
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After years of intense research, it has been shown, contrary wise to the vocalized convictions by numerous definition givers, Linkin Park fans is in fact, not an overrated band whose fan base predominantly consists of 12 year old girls, gay little people, or angsty emos who shop at hot topic. It is suggested that perhaps not all fans are sadistic posers, or blinded teens, as such fans have already been attracted by emerging pop bands, such as ONE DIRECTION! The reminder of sane teens now focus on quality of music, depth of lyrics, and soul of band. Hit singles such as 'Numb' is found to be relatable to many teens all over the globe. Have you ever felt pressured? Bullied? Made to be someone else?
As teens are not mindlessly swooning over Linkin Park's good looks, but rather immersing themselves in the unique music style, they are actually enriching their lives. There is only a certain of amount of partying, love songs, heartbreaks, drugs, drinking, etc etc a teen can take before exploding, or switching to bands similar to linkin park.
* Kesha, Florida, JB, 1D playing 24/7
= Sane teen to go insane
Linkin park and such playing= equals sane teen, adult,or genuinely oppressed people to be calm and soothed .
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Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
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