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Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
kind of an ass, not very respectful and only cares about his own purposes
*please note that not all patricks are like this, but from my experience, patrick is not a name given to good people
“Gosh, did you hear about what patrick said about susie? he said that since she didn’t like him she was unlovable! I hate him!”
"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."
The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side
Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
Patrick wears his heart on his sleeve a natural humanitarian at best. You could travel all threw the galaxies and never find another. No man could compete or compare or ever be so rare. Those who are privileged to know him are blessed. He's the sexiest man alive and the one who makes my heart skip a beat. But does he love me or does he love me not?