jail pocket

One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.

Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?

Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*

Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*

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pocket vag

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)

2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.

girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags

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pocket pool

pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket.

Yeah -- I always have a ball playing pocket pool in class!

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pocket rocket

an unconcealable hard-on that is protruding through the fabric of your pants.

when lucy walked in the room, i had a pocket rocket. she couldn't stop staring at it bulging out of my shorts. that lucy is a horny little devil.

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God's Pocket

"God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.

Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"

Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."

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pocket shot

Noun
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.

"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."

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pocket fries

The act of inserting fries in to ones pocket for later consumption

dude i ate pocket fries during spanish class all period

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