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Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
French fries served at pool side but eatin soggy after leaving them on your lap with your feet in the pool. An embarassing snack created by Meek Mill.
He off the pool fries he acting weird.
Wet damp snack ate while your feet are in the pool, very embarrassing.
“Whats this fool talking about?”
“Idk bros off the pool frys”
of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...
After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"
When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.