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A female (dike) sized motorcycle made for a nice excursion to the mall.
1) Damn, look at that twat-rocket go, I wonder who takes the bitch seat.
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An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.
Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
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When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.
Did you see when Caleb stomp rocketed Colby and Heather was covered in ass coffee.
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noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
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Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
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term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"
I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
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Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.
"Joe, look at that chick. I just gave her a bottle rocket and she's about to drink it."
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