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a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.
Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!
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A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.
Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.
Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"
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After you have intercourse with a truck you call your nearest indian truck driver for a quick refueling of your donkey ridden cowboy rooting tooting sister fucker bean eating mexican. so you may continue collecting used cum rags off the street to resell for a abortion pills for your truck.
aaahhhh man i can't wait to shake a cats leg
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady
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When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.
Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.
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For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.
Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.
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when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall
Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake
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Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?
Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........
Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
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