1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.
Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.
A song from a popular band TWENTY ØNE PILØTS
Hey bud have you heard ode to sleep
When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum
I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”
The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.
Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
The most brain dead person alive.
This person can think about things so good and not at the same time.
He can start doing algebra for you and start talking enchantment table.
He has a lot of things about him:
Brain dead
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
and also Insomnia
Balls - Wal/Sleep
The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.
Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."
sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off
Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes