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An event that is so perfect, it brings a tear to your eye.
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Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
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small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.
Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"
Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"
Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"
By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."
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When Donald Trump wants to brag about his money he uses this phrase.
Donald Trump: My dad gave me a small loan of one million dollars...
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What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.
Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!
Asian: Reave me arone!
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Myra named girls have Smallest tits ever Seen on this Planet
Myra's Tits are even Smaller than her Patience level
Myra Owns Small Tits
Myra has Flat Chest!!WTF Bruhhh
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what people who don’t have any mates say.
Usually because they’re narcissistic, hypocritical fuck holes.
Keep your circle small buddy, too many snakes around here
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