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When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
The "Special Phase" is a relationship stage that is kinda like the talking stage but everything is better. It has all the positives the talking stage doesn't, and is a better way to identify a relationship then the talking stage as nobody likes that stage.
Can we be in the "Special Phase" I hate talking stages
The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.
You take any bread and you put some deli meat on it. Any shmeat will work. Then, put some tomato and provolone cheese on that git. Then, squirt some Mayo on that bitch. Make sure to put some meat on top of the Mayo so it doesn’t soak the bread. Then, pop it in the panini thing. Let it cook until you get the lines, turn it 90° so you get that cross section. Take it out and you got yourself a Sinor Special.
Damn bro I’m hungry… someone tryna make a Sinor Special?
When you get both a footlong and a six inch at subway. Referring to the massive size of Shaq’s cock
“Bro I was so hungry today, I got a Shaq special”
“That’s pretty gay my man ngl”
cholos with lawn mowers. They have enough skill to cut grass but can't really do anything else. You see the usual mexicans at restaurants, laying drywall, or driving ice cream trucks, but these guys have special skills. Chances are you've met one in the summer and they always want to mow your lawn, even in the winter.
get those damn special mexicans off my lawn they've been there for two hours. The grass doesn't even grow this time of year!
The Gweilo Special is a meal from an Asian restaurant specially made for white people. The gweilo special is prepared without sauce or flavour.
Kim got his Korean fried chicken with extra spicy sauce, but Tim got the gweilo special because he can't take the heat.