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Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014


dae 1 status

1. yo very first love! dat one special boi dats always gone be in yo heart and dat one dude dat u always gone choose over any otha nigga! Oh and he always gone be yo man no matta who he go wit or who u go wit.

2. tha dude dat took yo virginity

I dnt care if u go wit him cuz he dae 1 status and always gone be! Get it rite you sideline ass hoe!

by Mz Dunn December 8, 2006


Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.

Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.

by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011


RICE STATUS

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.

Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.

by e.skoland February 28, 2022


Status rape

The act of rape Because of once Social Class

They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy

by 459395 March 5, 2022


Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.

Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status

by WeddOFF May 23, 2024

95👍 55👎


Unc status

Unc status refers to the slang term, unc, which is short for uncle. You typically refer to someone as unc when they are the brother of one’s father or mother, or more commonly when they are an older male mentor/role model. Achieving “unc status”, essentially means that you have fulfilled at least one of those two criterion within someone else’s life.

Person 1: You know man, my oldest brother’s old time mentor has really been helping me out lately. He helped me get in the gym, find a job, and is helping me fix up my car!
Person 2: Now that man has officially achieved unc status.

by ILoveIrony147 June 12, 2024

60👍 5👎