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What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.
Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
the song that was played in the last episode of the hit netflix series “stranger things 3” that changed the world.
after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”
A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with
I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story
a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use
i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro
Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.
A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".