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a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.
funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-
me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"
douche: "oh fuck you"
me: "you mad bro?"
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What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
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An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.
Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
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the song that was played in the last episode of the hit netflix series “stranger things 3” that changed the world.
after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”
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A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with
I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story
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a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use
i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro
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Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.
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