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The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.
Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.
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Any job or task that is deemed to be extremely undesirable. Usually involves messy occupational duties (cleaning shit in particular).
I'm not cleaning the toilet, it's your turn for charlie duty.
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An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a female who is way out of one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character Charlie Brown has the football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model fuck deal-breaker
Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night. Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast your mother made us totally made me charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!
premature post-sex BM stinky date-breaker bowel cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter
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The letters H and C coded in standard NATO system. Stands for Head Case, which is someone that is crazy.
Wow Nicole sure did turn into a total Hotel Charlie after I banged her.
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Actor Charlie Sheen's drug of choice. Consists of cocaine, tiger's blood, and vodka.
Man, I got totally wasted off of some awesome Charlie Sheen last night.
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Slang for cocaine. This slang came to light after Charlie Sheen's infamous rants.
Guy 1: "Dude, you need to quit that Charlie Sheen. It will melt your face of and explode your body in front of your weeping children."
Guy 2: "Shut up man, I'm busy WINNING."
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