problem child

vodka soda

yo, barmaid, I'll have a problem child please.

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tall child

Behaved 25 when they were younger, and now they have grown into an adult who wants to be young

It seems like I've grown into tall child.

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Adult Child

An adult child is someone who is between the crisp ages of 18 - 24. College age. The average adult child is foolish and frequently drunk.

Plural: Adult Children

'Ugh, he's such an adult child. He can't even pay his rent. He spends all his money on crack and alcohol.'

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Child molester

Taking your Attraction and using to fuck someone you don't have the right to fuck.

Kendra is basically a child molester as the retard has the mind of a child and she is molestering him.

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Uni-child

When the youngest child becomes an only child because the older sibling(s) has moved out and gone to university/college

"My older sister's leaving for university on Monday, I'm so excited to be a uni-child!"

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Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

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Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.

I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.

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