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A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56
those damn cock goblins are back
A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible
Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin
1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin