pee bombs

Peeing in big waves

*falls on the floor being pushed back by his piss* "PEE BOMB!"
hence pee bombs

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Pee Spoon

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

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pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

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pee on a stick

to take a pregnancy test; a serious matter

Looks like I'm going to have to pee on a stick!

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Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

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pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000

Pee shoter idiot

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pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

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