The most perfect person in the whole world. Basically the equivalent of the sun walking around in human form. You never laugh more than when you're with them, and the sound of their laugh fills your whole body with happiness. Truly the best friend you could ever have, and the most amazing person you will ever know. Not to mention, the most gorgeous and sexy and hot person ever to live. Riley's are superior!!!
"Do you know Riley?"
"no"
"Well you are missing out in a big way"
Riley : I’m gay
Someone else : I already knew
Riley : I’m wriggley and I’m gay !
a guy who can be a good friend but when he makes you laugh he’ll repeat it forever. He is always obsessed with one girl but they dont know them that well. He usually acts tougher than he is and thinks he’s ‘hard’. Riley is someone you can’t sleepover with for too long because he’ll get annoying. Usually a female name btw.
Riley, you keep talking about her, just chill.
Riley I want to go home, your so annoying.
Kate upton with an even better rack and accepts the raw dog to the OP extreme level
Last night kyler, Baker and I were raw dogging it in Riley
A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.
"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"
A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
Litterwy riley is the best boyfriend u could ever wish for, hes actually amazing he’s so caring and loving and istg I could never wish for a better boyfriend, he’s funny asf aswell but sometimes hella gay I actually question his sexuality sometimes but that’s okay cuz I love him loads ❤️
Riley is the best boyfriend ever